Time to cool off after this little bout. What else to do but draw whatever comes to mind and make jokes, right? Right.
But then I sat down and thought about this seriously. Could you guys imagine this new Bruce? I mean, it’s the new Bruce, guys. It would be amazing - could you imagine the little boys he’d inspire to take up dance? He’d be breaking down gender barriers, showing that ballet was okay for little boys and that, heck, they could wear whatever they liked while doing it!
I didn’t really like the older, darker Batman anyway. Ugh. He was such a horrible read. So, okay, I really want this new Batman. We can call him the Baterina. Doesn’t that sound amazing? Oh, but he’ll still be Bruce Wayne, ‘cause we have to work off of Bruce’s popularity so that we can keep all the old readers - and maybe get more, y’know?
So, yeah. The Baterina is a go. What do you guys think? Revolutionary, huh? Oh, and if you oppose this idea, it’s just because you don’t like male dancers and are sexist.